“HOLD ON! We’re not done yet.”
“What? There’s more?”
“Absolutely. Why should the Lunar games be the only ones who get outtakes at the end, when everything is said and done?”
“But.. the LPs didn’t have that.”
“Correctamundo, and we’re going to beat them to it. Stay tuned, ladies and gentlefuzzies, for….”
THE PHANTASY STAR 4 LP OUTTAKES!
“And nothing would please my lord more than me… FIIIRIN’ MAH LAZOR!”
“Uh….”
“I guess some of the props got mixed up or something.”
“A little short on LAZORs too.”
“Typical. You women are all about the size, aren’t you?”
“DOING! I MEANT ‘DOING’.”
“OH HA HA HA HA HA!”
“A little freudian slip there, Rika?”
“Hoist by my own penitard. How shameful.”
“COME FORTH, MY LORD BEELZEBUB!”
“ALL HAIL LORD SCARYFACE!”
“I don’t know about you guys, but I’m not sticking around until he starts yelling ‘COME INTO ME! ENTER ME!’ Soo… later, taters.”
“H-HEY! Get back here right now.”
“That’s alright, Gryz. You don’t have to come if you don’t want to. You can just stand right here until your verbal diarrhea runs your stomach dry.”
“Thank you, Chaz. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU-..”
“This is going to take a while, isn’t it?”
“Yeah. Let’s just go.”
“STARE INTO THE FACE OF YOUR DOOM, FOOLS! NONE CAN FACE MY LORD HERMIONE TROLLFACE AND LIVE!”
“I’ll say.”
*SLRRP* “Sorry. A little drool there.”
“On second thought, let’s NOT go to the ESPer mansion. It’s a… uh, weird place.”
“CONGRATULATION! YOU ARE WINNER!”
“See? Now THAT is evil.”
“I know, right? I see that, and I just want to turn around and run, screaming, until the lights stop blinking.”
“Um… sorry for being a bit late. Traffic was killer today.”
“I suppose making Macaulay Culkin jokes at this very moment would be in poor taste?”
“Well… yes. Yes, it would.”
“NONE SHALL STAND IN THE FACE OF-…”
“Zio, seriously. That joke is getting old.”
“No, wait. I said ‘stand in the face of’.. you know, because his face actually looks like somebody literally stood on it. And… and…”
“It looks like Slack-Jawed Turkish Luke Skywalker is what it does.”
“HOW DO YOU LIKE MY DURFACE, HOOMAN!”
“Alas, this is how our outtakes end.”
“Such a pity.”
“Oh, I know how to end this LP.”
“LOL BOOBPLANET!”
“…..”
“Boys!”