LUNAR: ETERNAL NOOB!
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Prologue – In a Galaxy Far, Far Out There.
Chapter 1 – Naked You Came.
Chapter 2 – My Baby Went Away, Went Away.
Chapter 3 – Out of the Poopdeck and Into the Great Beer Pooping Grounds.
Chapter 4 – Hooded figures to the left of me, haunted mansions to the right, and here I am, stuck in the middle with… Ghaleon? Uh oh!
Chapter 5 – Bridge Over Troubled Water or Water Under Troubled Bridge.
Chapter 6 – Won’t Someone Please Think of the CHILDRUUUN?!
Chapter 7 – The Good, The Vane and the Larger Than Life.
Chapter 8 – Sleight of Man and Twist of Plot.
Chapter 9 – Six Flew Over the Cuckoos’ Nest.
Chapter 10 – Nall Gains a Few Pounds and a Couple ‘o Appendages.
Chapter 11 – The ChuckNorrification of Jean.
Chapter 12 – Shine on You Crazy Diamond.
Chapter 13 – We’ll Always Have the Bonus Loot.
Chapter 14 – The Little Dragon That Could.
Chapter 15 – There and Back Again, Now With 100% More Evil.
Chapter 16 – The Revengers of Vengeance.
Chapter 17 – The Final Showdown at Zophar’s FAB-ulous Fortress.
Chapter 18 – All’s Well That Ends Swell.
Chapter 19 – I’m Sorry, But the Princess is on Another Planet.
Chapter 20 – Spelunker’s Delight.
Chapter 21 – Baby Got Back.