Chapter 2: Not a whole lotta change to get around here.
Well, at least the floor is blue now. That’s just dandy.
Oh, and look; it’s our old friend, “Lameass Axe Minion”. Nice to see you again.
The sign that says “look out for falling stones. May cause crushing damage”.
Christ! Don’t they have a sprinkler system or something? This automatic minion combustion must cost the villains a small fortune.
And more pelvis bone grinding. Always a joy that.
What the… did the Black Dragon even rent the Michelin Man to fight me? Or is it mr. Staypuft’s little punk cousin?
Well, at least the old stonehead was running a store. So, finally, I can deal some more axe-blade related damage.
Anyway, laters, you old far-.. wait, another “in” doorway? Hoo boy.
More chests. And look, jagged stone pillars for the grinding of the groin. At least it’s a step up from the spinal cords with the rib-bones attached to them.
And there’s the exit yet again. With no visible doorway. It’s all in the mind.
Hmm. Yeah, that is indeed a chest.
…with a trap. And now I’m reduced to running around in my skivvies. Lovely. Good thing I’m also a Capcom game, or I might have been facing a lawsuit for infringing Ghosts ‘n Goblins’ “hero running around in his underwear” rights.
“To increase your WTFage, seek hidden weird stuff in walls, like radishes and elephants. Then question life.”
Well, at least I got me some armor. And now; “Hero Lesson #2: Leaps of Faith”.
Oh, another Evil Michelin Man. Joy!
And yet another. They’re all just standing around, waiting for the chance to pop out of caves along the walls, aren’t they?
And look; here we have “Really Bizarre Hidden Bonus Items #3”. Which is… it’s… um, what the hell IS that anyway? An LSD tab?
What the… MORE blockheads to deal with? Do they even realize how silly these things look when they bounce around like froggies on speed? Oh well, a few knives and a couple ‘o whacks with my trusty axe weapon ought to make their defenses crumble. Literally.
And victorius I am. I’ll just receive my bonus Zennies now, while I pose with the weapon I don’t have anymore since I upgraded it.